The Oscars

The Oscars. Ho hum. I'm not really invested in them this year... Maybe 'cause I haven't seen the majority of the shows nominated? I think "Babel" is the only one I made the effort for, and we all know my feelings on that. But seriously... "Dream Girls"? Fo reals? People are actually going to see it? Like... Paying money to see it? Snoresville, man. Blech.

It gots me thinking, though. If I got my wish, and I was made full time Queen of the Universe (but not including onions), what/who would I have nominated? Let's have a look, shall we? Hmmm?

1) The Pink Panther. But not really.

2) Crocodile Dundee 6. I don't think that's been made yet. But I think someone should get on it. Just so I can say "...the f&ck?" when I see the previews.

3) Daniel Craig. And all of his muscles. And that smirk. And whatever it is that's oozing out of him that makes me want to pee my pants.

4) The cute wee little pug that was taken out of the movie "Marie Antoinette" much too soon for my tastes.

5) The Gingerbread Man from "Shrek". This movie came out a long time ago. But I liked it. And I want to see it again. Hmmm... This also makes me think I want some milk.

6) "Dick in a Box".

7) Milk Duds. I know this isn't technically a movie. But they're one of my favorite movie theatre treats, and it just wouldn't be the same viewing experience without them. So for this, I thank you, Milk Duds.


And that's it. What do you think? Anyone want to post their nominations?

p.s. I was having reservations about Clive. Until I saw him last night. And then read Lainey's description. Dear Lord...